Thursday, October 28, 2010

Day 2 of Anonyamouse's House

I'm planning on posting something here every day.  Some days it may be funny, some days sad, and some days just plain witchy.
Todays post, I think I'll go funny.
The Talking Centipede 
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged
bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box,"Would you like to go to church
with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer
from his new pet..
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about
This time, a little voice came out of the box, 
"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes!"

1 comment:

  1. LOL- Okay...very cute...You are going to have fun with this blog- I can tell! Hugs sis-
    Do you want me to put this blog on my sidebar so that it pops up when you post to it? Let me know. Just got home from work and Tara's house. Need to wash my hair and go to bed. Hugs.. Diana